25 Signs You've Grown Up

1. Your house plants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
Guilty

2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
Guilty

3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
Guilty

4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
Guilty

5. You hear your favorite song on an elevator.
Guilty

6. You watch the Weather Channel.
Guilty

7. Your friends marry & divorce instead of hook up and break up.
Guilty

8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.
Guilty

9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."
Guilty

10. You're the one calling the police because those darn kids
next door won't turn down the stereo.
Guilty

11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around
you.
Guilty

12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
Guilty

13. Your car insurance goes down and your payments go up.
Guilty

14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonalds
leftovers.
Not Guilty (but the cat's get science diet)

15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
Guilty

16. You no longer take naps from noon to 6 PM.
Guilty

17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the
beginning of one.
Guilty

18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely
upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
Guilty

19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not
condoms and pregnancy tests.
Guilty

20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff."
Guilty

21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.
Not Guilty

22. "I just can't drink the way I used to," replaces, "I'm
never going to drink that much again."
Guilty

23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for
real work.
Not Guilty

24. You no longer drink at home to save money before going to
a bar.
Guilty

25. You read this entire list looking desperately for one
sign that doesn't apply to you.
Guilty