Sunday, December 18, 2005

Watch me piss off a bunch of people

As an American, try the following:

- Enter MEXICO illegally. Never mind immigration quotas, visas,international law, or any of that nonsense.

- Once there, demand that the local government provide free medicalcare for you and your entire family. When you get the hospital bill,throw it in the trash.

- Demand bilingual nurses and doctors.

- Demand free bilingual local government forms, bulletins, etc.

- Procreate abundantly.

- Deflect any criticism of this allegedly irresponsible reproductivebehavior with, "It is a cultural U.S.A. thing. You would notunderstand, pal."

- Keep your American identity strong. Fly Old Glory from your rooftop,or proudly display it in your front window or on your car bumper.

- Speak only English at home and in public and insist that yourchildren do likewise.

- Demand classes on American culture in the Mexican school system.

- Demand a local Mexican driver license. This will afford other legalrights and will go far to legitimize your unauthorized, illegal,presence in Mexico. Drive around with no liability insurance......andignore local traffic laws.

- Spray graffiti everywhere, litter everywhere, dump off old mattressesand furniture on the side of the road in the middle of the night whennobody is watching

- Insist that local Mexican law enforcement teach English to all itsofficers.

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Contact your folks in Congress and demand strong immigration reform.

Contact via:
http://www.visi.com/juan/congress
Background information:http://www.fairus.org/
Federated Americans for Immigration Reform
http://www.numbersusa.com/ Numbers USA

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