A little girl asked, "Daddy was I adopted?" The father replied, " Of course not."
The little girl asked, "Then where did I come from?" The father picked the little girl up and placed her on his lap.
"Well", he said, "Your mother left a note for the milkman that read, "Please leave one quart orange juice, half gallon of ice-cream, pint of half & half and a gallon of milk."
The rain came and washed part of the note away and by the time the milkman arrived the note read, "Please leave one half pint gal."
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