RANT......OUTRAGED Motorcyclist takes his revenge.
Reply to: pers-173188818@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-06-19, 12:37PM PDT
I've been riding for 30+ years now and contribute that to saving my life today from some snot nosed prick with a cell phone for an ear. You sir broke the camels back and sent me into a rage.
You sir only saw me once today when you screeched out from that side street cutting me off and forcing me to get real hard on the brakes with the horn a blaren so I didn't T-bone the side of your nice and clean lexus (nice job and time you put into cleaning the wheels yesterday, more on that later) You looked at me from the helm of your 3 thousand pound death machine like I was the one who got in your way, you threw me a bird and went pack to the conversation on your cell phone leaving me sitting there in the street with a beating heart and thoughts of my kids crying and asking for daddy.
This is nothing new for me, It happens all the time and I anticipate you cage driving idiots everyday. I've had a few close calls over the years but you sir took the cake today for you saw me coming and decided in that moment it was more important to cut in front of me than wait 3 more seconds till i was past.
You didn't see me for the rest of your commute, but I sure saw you driving like a fool cutting people off left and right, running that red light for you were to much in a hurry to get to starbucks for your venti candy bar in a cup. You didn't see me waiting across the street for you to leave, you didn't see me follow you to work as you became that person on the road we all love to hate. You were the tailgating lane changen fool throwing birds and blaring your horn every chance you got. You didn't see me park on the street as I watched you get pissed because someone took your favorite parking space under the big tree, you screeched off to the back of the lot to find somewhere else to park, you didn't see me as you hawked up a lugee and spit on the co-workers car who was in your favorite parking space (they will now for I left them a note). You didn't see me as I watched you lug your briefcase through the front door STILL on that damm phone of yours.
You didn't see me walk across the parking lot to where your pretty car was parked. You sir did a nice job cleaning that cage over the weekend, or you paid some mexican to do it, even the wheels were super clean, you must have spent an hour using a toothbrush on those overpriced rims you feel make you look cool. You didn't see me take my keys from my belt and produce the largest of the bunch, Thanks Medco for making such large keys!, and proceed to drag it along that nice waxed paint.. round and round I went, 3 times dragging that key with enough force to go past the paint and into the metal below.
You didn't see me pull out my dick and proceed to piss into the vents and on the windshield, 3 cups of coffee this morning, asparagus for dinner last night (purely coincidence) and 35 miles outa my way sure produced a nice volume of stinky pee. I saved a few squirts for those shiny rims and then shook it off with a large smile on my face.
I felt that was enough but I really wanted to slash your tires and got pissed at myself for leaving the leatherman at home today so I walked back to my bike and started my commute to work for which i was now 30 minutes late. I didn't care because for once, I was glad to not be seen.
When you walk out from work, you'll see my handywork and drop your briefcase, and hopefully that damm phone to and sit and stare at your now ruined car..
WHAT THE FUCK you'll scream and it pleases me that you'll never know who violated your shiny new car..
All you had to do was look and see me or anyone else for that matter and today would not have been one horrible monday.
Peace and have a good week.
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