So my brother called tonight. What a guy he is. I told him I didn't get the job. That I some how lost out on a 3 in 8 chance. He was kind enough to inform me of how hiring managers pick among applicants. They just pick the person who sucks the least. So I said to him, "this means that I sucked the most?". He said, "yes". He has no idea how lucky he is to be 600 miles away right now.