Squid vs Hooligan

(Shamelessly stolen from Toneman on NBSR)

A squid will try to steal your girlfriend and fail.  A Hooligan will succeed, even though he didn't try.

A squid will spend all of his money on farkles, not gear because he (wrongly) thinks he's not going down.  A Hooligan will forego the farkles in favor of gear because he knows he's going down.

If a squid is faster than you, he'll zoom right by.  If a Hooligan is faster than you, he'll stay behind you all day long and then blow past you on the last 5 minutes of the ride.  Kinda like a pool hustler.


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